Talking with Beck and Paisley about drugs and I was explaining how if you use drugs and medicine the wrong way it's called abusing drugs and that it will hurt your body and fry your brain.
Paisley "you better write that down so I will remember that!"
And then we got into discussing how smoking and alcohol were not good for your body and alcohol is beer.
Beck "but I drink that! You never told me!"
He was referring to Root Beer. Hilarious.