Paisley just snuck upstairs and caught me with 3 Oreos and a glass of milk.
Paisley "who's Oreos are those?"
Me "those are mine"
Paisley "you shouldn't have those Oreos."
Me "why not? I haven't had an Oreo today"
Paisley "so that doesn't mean that you need 3..."
Well played my child, well played. Now go to bed.