I have no idea what my friend Jenn keeps talking about. She keeps saying stuff about getting t-peed last night and now after her trip to Wal-Mart there were balloons and Happy Birthday stuff all over her car. And then she texts me and some weird people all dressed up in weird outfits came and handed her some balloons and presents, one right after the other! All while she was enjoying lunch with her husband at his work at the hospital. What is she talking about? I have no idea I tell ya! Who are these crazy weirdos that are stalking her on her birthday? After she sent me the text about the balloons on her car I remembered that it was her birthday today! Oh my gosh I had completely forgotten!! I am such a bad friend.